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Illustration of a rather elderly figure umpiring a cricket match, which came with the following caption: Batsman (taking guard): What guard is that, umpire? Rustic Umpire: Yer can’t better it, sur. Batsman: But what is it? Rustic Umpire: Yer can t better it, sur. Batsman (getting irate): But what is it. Centre, middle and leg, or what? Rustic Umpire: Well, I be blessed if I knows.
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